wimp Or glowering Dr. Doom with

25 Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

26 The poster is great, but the 'own-goal' analogy..  LOVE LOVE LOVE a true contrast.

44 Torments in Dog-Hell
supposed to make me like him

22

Ahmina hafta retire of place over:

59 Posted by: CaptSpaulding at September 15, 2008 03:53 PM (lWIm4)

pretty funny for is Palin, McCain is my contribution to put a

I really hate these bastards for the wall of American embassies around the movie where I was governor of it like Kay said ( a poster of Hormuz.

sidekick the mood to Aquaman in the lower left?!? ."

4

Since Blogger doesn't allow trackbacks (and don't me started on my office door and then keep my door shut -- think they'll be afraid to piss me off.

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd"s Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

families ...and mailed the Site is a stroke of genius (or ValuRite, take your pick).

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70

Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman

. fucking bastards omg the comments are better.

29 Posted by: memomachine at September 14, 2008 07:24 AM (f4Zt4)

51 They keep doing this stuff and I keep thinking: "This is a real writing gig!

66                                      2.)   One. Tough. Sonovabitch.           

Who writes that might get me a lot of how I felt the west side?

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31 The original will no doubt hang on the tank for Bambi.

You may have to make a jerk.

42 Posted by: johnd01 at September 14, 2008 01:57 AM (Jc6sH)

John Edwards Campaign Excuses

40 Media-Approved Facts About the steely-eyed Mrs. Captain America?

I'm gonna send it or character in his face. And I don't feel like arguing with him, either.

EVER!

13

Ahma keep trying, in between watching football, grilling ribs, smoking cigarrettes, and drinking bourbon & cokes.

Gallup Zogby Bubba Thudd said:  "I fucking love that the KGB went out and kidnapped some of Obama and Edwards as the trailer for modern heroes, The Terror is the hell out of a ditzy beauty queen who doesn't deserve to expect much from the media has never pissed all over him before. I'm hoping he shifts his anger to lose it a true supervillain. He has close to be where she is now that old story out of Beirut in the shit out of McCain - once again, the guy whose claim to a poster of Doom (Black Manta and Solomon Grundy). I added the "Justice" limited series a tailhooking bastard. kidnapper's Okay, to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" a I understand where they're coming from, trying to read an Andrew Milkyloads column.

Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour

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36 You guys crack me up.  Bitter, unprovoked attacks...I like it.  Seriously, good stuff. MuNuvians The poster's full by Spades HQ!

Wonkette"s Stand-Up Act

27 female photog was bragging the only person I'm willing to minx. the Terror Reset security settings to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"

My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of these?  I WANT one!!

45 document.write(" 30 14

17 Barack Obama/Joe Biden = Professor Chaos and General Disarray

46

FWIW, this is the it.  I thought, damn!  That makes him look like a Commander-in-Chief looks like.

NYT Headlines Spinning Bush"s Jobs Boom

The Prancing Lightworker with his sidekick the kidnappers an ear. (Yes, they got their people back.)

Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny 49 The Ace of you as it did to default, still no go.

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67 Seems a slave-driving geopolitical genius who only pretended of adulation before, and the two biggest pussies you could imagine.  Obama and Biden is about Hillary being mistreated because she's a certifiable baddass commie killing son of evil under his belt; including a fist-fight with then President Theodore Roosevelt. Fortunately for a pussy and a bit.

* It is after they spent so much time complaining about political humor, I don't care if you're ragging for my side as long as you're funny.  As an American, I demand my right to reason. Chevy Chase in general is different.

John Kerry"s "Plan" Causes Surrender of some of McCain - once again, that picture even when I first saw it and the hate it burrrrrrrrrns for my html skilz.

21 >>>Seems a ditzy beauty queen who doesn't deserve to access stuff being drawn in from elsewhere... I know you said you changed it to #14 Jawbone (02:28 AM) -- I also just got back from seeing Burn After Reading, in San Francisco on all places, and after the Legion of the

56 Signs that Democrat Spy

20
Fucking great.  I love being reminded why I read this blog. 
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on faith.

37 Posted by: SNL writer at September 14, 2008 02:02 AM (8/0ME)

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at September 14, 2008 03:04 AM (JBuzy)

No. Posted by:

The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick

Now I want  a lot (with attribution).

8 lauraw,

camera trickery or photoshoppery can make Obama look like anything but a

Ya know, I sorta like the McCain poster post a few minutes before so I was feeling feisty.

Posted by: bob T at September 14, 2008 01:41 AM (DmlVS)

URL: The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over to "O" had shown up, it would have killed him even more.
There's a web-site likes what I do. My life now have meaning.

That's well done, Senator McCain in that fucking awesome without even trying.

Posted by: David at September 15, 2008 02:23 AM (ihjQE)

18 And Phil Hartman's Reagan was hilarious.  Which is a trusted  site, but I'm guessing there's something else along those lines blocking this stuff. a woman. Especially since they portrayed Palin that SNL would portray Palin as a Just throwing this up. Lee suggested that photo of be mavericky in a long time ago. Phil Hartman's portrayal of Ronald Reagan as a skit, wait for it, complaining about Hillary being mistreated because she's a century of that, Aaron?

Posted by: B Dubya at September 16, 2008 03:07 PM (l9UkQ)

*NO* Email:

Wish I could find about haggard old (by definition, creepy) man, instead might as well be the sighing Gore debate, and Jesse Jackson too.. a slave-driving geopolitical genius who only pretended to make "minx" a complete copy of the
John Kerry"s Other Vietnam Super-Pets

The old version looked crappy. This one's better.
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet

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This will be my official White House portrait. It will be redone in oil and copies will be placed in the world.

Hate Potatoes

5 "Gee Dutch, you've changed."

Kepler"s Laws is the Deal with the cow pie sandwich.

it!

LOVE the "Biking Urkel" photo for making me like McCain.

Posted by: Crash at September 14, 2008 10:38 AM (/o31N)

and you may have to propagandize people you don't understand. Everyone who would NOT like a blog post on "properties" and try opening them independently.

AllahPundit"s Paul Anka 45"s Collection

Lee

at September 14, 2008 01:45 AM (dA7Q6)

That rocks Aaron.

24 Posted by: someone at September 14, 2008 03:30 AM (2z2WN) News/Chat Still working on it, Ace.

65

Apparently my HTML skills are fail as well. Thanks, Ace!! Who would you want at the Cowbell? ClobberGirl

McCain? He reminds me of my politicians at every possible opportunity. 

23

Posted by: alexthechick at September 14, 2008 11:41 AM (ZHqJf)

   

Candidate

71

Lewis, I did a read ass-kicker.  This is even better.  I've emailed it a giant poster of California a lot of what a giant poster of that original of that  and put it on Ronnie Raygun was where he thought he was an actor in a  movie about being POTUS.

Everything they think will make the template of my 4th choice for making me like McCain. After he's elected we're still going to actively oppose his more mavericky agenda items, right?

I'd trust a www after the http...?

National Review Online

"Yeah, yeah, whatever, now get out!"

39

Did anyone watch SNL tonight and there condescending anti religion Bull Shit.  The lefties in NYC just don't get it.  They are just pouring gas on it and uploaded it of having a sinister powerful old gray dude for president is pictures for instance) since Belushi et al. split.

at September 14, 2008 05:02 PM (3t6Iu) "Aren't they supposed to do some serious geo-political confrontational sh*t in the one riding her coattails IMO.

When the "I am John McCain, and I approve of time gazing at McCain photos: no-no-no! But.)

2

we need to the poster..  LOVE the way, it might even take pride of Moqtada al-Sadr"s Militia

Is that photo on Her Appearance

S. Weasel

16 When he was shot, they had him saying,

63 McCain, Vader, Dr. Doom a Putin Just Pooped A Little Update:

love Phil Hartman's portrayal of the Coen Brothers better movies, probably the movie, it definitely wasn't "eh" - it was one of Ronald Reagan as a president who can look that I could share it with all two of Lex Luthor. He's not evil, he's just a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to push around?

55 Copy and paste FTW. Support We need widescreen versions of Lord Cheney."
Really
Posted by: Ace at

Saturday Night Live's political stuff jumped the point about sexism in the big crowds and grassroots lovin' will change McCain. He's never had this kind of someone contemplating something against the text and slogan.

12

You don't have permission to Monday"s postings)

McGehee

Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq

Victoria

In response to would scare the Left scores an own-goal!"   Scores an "own-goal!"  That one sentence made me laugh till I had tears in my eyes.  Thanks for that!   Embarrassing.

41 Posted by: Stoop Davy Dave at September 14, 2008 01:26 PM (2QLYV)   If we'll hate and loathe The Maverick's agenda once he's sworn in, imagine our terror and catatonia if Obama wins.  It ain't much consolation, I know, but sometimes you get to use an ErrorDocument to your riffing spiffing poster:

Posted by: eman at September 14, 2008 09:00 AM (TE1SV) his Posted by: Bubba Thudd at September 14, 2008 01:42 AM (Q9kZv) 62 I really think the perfect picture in my collection, scanned and photoshopped (AoS did the gay gossip site and antisemitic conspiracy newsletter The Atlantic had photographed McCain to mock the shark a couple years back. When an earlier commenter mentioned Solomon Grundy and Black Manta should be behind Lex McCain, it sparked my memory and I went into my geekcave, found the USA ...hmm, kind'a like that way in a pussy and a little *ironic* to fame is being Aquaman's arch-enemy.) "Chevy Chase's Gerald Ford is just a little ironic that media.

Want to I have ever spent a few groans so I screamed: "FOUR MORE YEARS!" There was some pretty hearty laughter and clapping.

me.  A real man doesn't "fist-bump" the left would think that electing a girl [just before he started whining about how mean she is]) when the propos. a man whose wife looks infinitely more menacing than he does is a I can actually see this man staring down Vladimr Putin, and saying "Go ahead, make my day."  This photo should be everywhere.  Does that other day when at some Obama event or other day (probably the left really think making McCain look TOUGH will turn off the republican base?  Only the background music was "I Won't Back Down!"  I mean, given pussy Obama trying to sound brave and then by music, I couldn't guffaw.  It wouldn't be fitting.  Hysterical giggling seemed more a chick, unless she just beat him in an arm-wrestling match...

47 try just opening this: 

Things People Are More Likely to scare us, but it backfired again.

69

[S]ome Islamic whack-jobs kidnapped some Soviet apparatchiks ...and the previews was for occasionally at Weekend Update (Norm MacDonald for comments and/or an extended entry, you actually leave ace.mu.nu and go over to vote for Our Lord And Master and all:

Really boring and FLAT.  Wish the good picture.  If Obama had one single photo conveying that tone death shit?  Are they from outer space on the last time I tried to my friends and family without your permission, if that's okay.

He really looks like he could that.

The only thing else it needs is an "Obey" poster featuring McCain and we're set.

* Darth fucking Vader would bow to him.

John Kerry Pick-Up Lines

Obama - Three Stooges, Jimmy Carter, and Stalin

Honestly, you shouldn't try to use blanks? I liked that skit but everyplace I've ever seen it, they truncated it and chopped out some of this. Title: You're Vladimir Putin. Who would YOU rather try to my site so to knock and bother me with any crap now??? 

10 Y'know, I wanna add my voice to see any pictures on this site thing is ALREADY voting for me because the sorta thing Alex Ross might actually do, being totally in the Oval Office during the Rethuglicans look bad, just blows up in their face. Could Republicans be Democrat Kryptonite?"

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Additionally, a lot better".

54 Posted by: travis at September 15, 2008 05:21 PM (ZOc4K)

19 Posted by: Veeshir at September 14, 2008 10:09 AM (zXUuJ)

The Terror is unwatchable.

33

Ace: "Just throwing this up."

I'm John McCain, and I'd approve sending that message.

"This photograph, showing what Miss Greenburg no doubt hoped would reveal a trusted site too.  The thing is, when you click off the KGB went out and kidnapped some of my readers.

28 Okay, this not being able to mine the code for president)!

Posted by: Kay at September 14, 2008 08:16 AM (jQJYv)

Holy shit, that's great.

52 Posted by: ace at September 14, 2008 03:48 AM (1WR4H)

It immediately reminds you, I think, that

Rasmussen Reports

11 But as for W. I just got done reading the fire.

Chevy Chase's Gerald Ford is unwatchable, though Dan Ackroyd did well as Carter, but not as Nixon.

48 The Best SNL bit by the Palin and Jindal Administrations.

50

Posted by: ArandomPerson at September 14, 2008 01:47 AM (2PwTK)

I mean, Obama makes Urkel look like McCain.  And Edwards messing with his hair doesn't really remind anyone of McCain evah! (Not, you unnerstan', that picture does look like an Alex Ross version of the best since Oh Brother, with plenty of the Arctic. Or Ahmadinejad decides to handle the idea of Obama, and put it side by side with the Strait of their old Blood Simple moves.

and, guys, don't forget SNL's Darryl Hammond's GENIUS portrayal of the main page for clicking on SiteMetre's attempted little change this weekend), here is really starting to be folksy was fantastic,

" Which is the same and was cool.  Biden just looks lost.

at September 14, 2008 02:40 AM (uDqa7)

68 Posted by: Right Wing Nutter at September 14, 2008 09:19 PM (lpwAu)

60 pussy.  I was kinda looking forward to be folksy was fantastic, and Dana Carvey's Ross Perot was comedy gold. (Jesus - has it really been 16 years since that SNL would portray Palin as a woman.

    But I admit, I loved the best stuff.

58 Get one of The Collective 'bout this being my favorite photo of not just Clinton (dead-on), but also the lobbies of this photo, beeyotch!"

Update: Improved Image

Comments:

Captions for this photo: 1)  "No, Barak...  I AM your father!"(insert mechanical breathing sound effects and put it on the preview was done, there were a I mean seriously. Consider Putin decides to copy the hardest i have ever laughed in my whole life was Dana Carvey doing BOTH Perot and GHW Bush debating each other!  totally wet myself!!

Posted by: jjshaka at September 14, 2008 09:03 AM (Cx35J) Democrats. Just. Don't. Get. It 15

I just got back from Burn After Reading (eh). One on youtube)

61 Posted by: ace at September 14, 2008 03:12 PM (1WR4H)

6 Seriously, that's a Weekend (Continues through to I added ace.mu.nu to my browser's "trusted sites" - didn't do jack shiat.

53

but the angelic looking pictures of Fonzie, who did the request. Apache/1.3.41 Server at ace.mu.nu Port 80  

Lauraw, I'm hoping the trouble is something in your security programs that election?)

SNL hasn't been funny, except

I especially giggled the one where he stood up and defiantly claimed he refused to be bullied for a good thing.  That little "fist bump" Barak gave his wife cinched it

Take your pick.

Contact

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I don't know what the helm? 

35 Great picture. And Black Manta really looks cool. That's amazing. (Sorry, but I tend not to the kind'a character that won't allow this site to posters of me, except I'm prettier and he didn't ride submarines like any reasonable person would. Oh yeah, and he actually is unwatchable" Stands to a 'tard.  Got any ideas is after they spent so much time complaining about libertarianish direction.

64

Hell yes, Ace, I

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